Important Poll: North West vs. Blue Ivy Carver

It is the holiday season so what better way to celebrate than to pit adorable babies against each other? WHO WILL WIN? NOBODY WINS, THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS. I can’t wait until they are old enough to hang out.



Blue Ivy Carter has many advantages: She is related to Beyonce. She already has a verse on a Beyonce single. Her hair incredible. She will mean mug you in the most adorable way. She knows Gwyneth Paltrow. She isn’t related to Kim Kardashian.






North West has some advantages too. Her name is far more reasonable. Nori isn’t so bad. She is related to Kanye West. Her hair is incredible. Her eyebrows are flawless. She has not been awkwardly referenced in her father’s hip hop songs. “Blue told me to remind you ni***s,” now that is just in poor taste, Jay Z. She probably has nothing to do with Gwyneth Paltrow, yet she knows Beyonce.