Little April was not the best student in Sunday School

Little April was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “tell me April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, the boy seated behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “God Almighty” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good” and April fell back asleep… A while later, the teacher asked April, ” who is our Lord and Saviour,” but April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ”Jesus Christ,” shouted April and the teacher said, ”very good,” and April fell back to sleep… Then the teacher asked April a third question. ”What did Eve say to Adam after she had his twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped and shouted, ” If you stick that fucking thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your arse.” The teacher fainted…