Two friends named Tom and Joe are sleeping over in the same bed one night after a long night of partying.

Two friends named Tom and Joe are sleeping over in the same bed one night after a long night of partying.
The next morning Tom wakes up and says to Joe, 1-0.
Joe replies, "what the hell are you talking about?"
Tom says, "when you were asleep last night, I sticked my penis in your butt-hole, so now the score is 1-0."
The day had past, after another night of partying and they both went to sleep.
Joe wakes up and says to Tom, "1-1."
Tom says "what the hell are you talking about?
Joe says, "when you were asleep last night i sticked my penis in your butt-hole, so 1-1"
Tom gets really mad and responds with, "You idiot I was just joking with you!"
Joe says: "Oh...I guess it's 1-0 then"